Photography by Becky Kagan Schott (Aston, PA); Bahamas
— Matt Chandler (via hanaflorence)
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god
— Eliezer Yudkowsky (via vntp)
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
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i just love how o’reilly phrased it “there’s GOT TO be a downside to a woman as president” hey billy boy right back at you - there HAS TO BE a downside to MEN being president… to HUMANS being anything. we’re all fucking flawed!
…and he so dang oblivious to the fact that he’s asking women, professional women, to shore up his own misconceptions about how inherently inferior women are - they’re faces say how much they wish they could slap him
— Unknown (via goodwinmacalister)
Inner City Wizard Schools (the hogwarts you DON’T hear about)
LMAO!!! I’m so done with this show!
22 seconds in and im DONE
Two lil niggas on swifers
THE CAT HAD A DU RAG
The neighborhood kids were just playing “Police”. The older kids pulled the younger ones over on their bikes and angrily demanded increasingly large...
GOT A CALL BACK FOR THE INTERNSHIP I WAAAAAAAANNNNTTT
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous...
- Guy in commercial:I'm here to find true love.Charles' response:Well, that's not going to happen.Me:What? Why?Charles:You don't find true love. You make it.... ...
someone somewhere give me strength to get through this week with my mother and also remind me shes just being a mother but like damn it all im 22...