can someone find me an apartment? and money to pay for it?
— Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God (via observando)
(Source: , via iwasalotofthings)
Parker J. Palmer, “Receiving the Gift of Limits”
RSF, again. Sorry, it’s just too good.
You see, procrastinators tend to be people who have, for whatever reason, developed to perceive an unusually strong association between their performance and their value as a person. This makes failure or criticism disproportionately painful, which leads naturally to hesitancy when it comes to the prospect of doing anything that reflects their ability — which is pretty much everything."
”It’s not true we are taking different paths. You are my path. You’ve always been my path, and you will always be.”
au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home
on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”
#I’M FUCKING SCREAMING #THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD THO #ODYSSEUS’ GF PENELOPE IS STUCK AT ANOTHER PARTY #GETTING HIT ON BY DOUCHES FROM ANOTHER FRAT #BUT ODYSSEUS HAS TO LIKE FIND A NEW CAR AND TRIES TO BORROW ONE FROM THIS CHICK WHO GIVES HIM SOME FUCKIN LACED POT OR SOMETHING BC HE FEELS LIKE HE’S BEEN THERE FOREVER #AND MEANWHILE PENELOPE HAS BEEN FORCED TO SAY THAT SHE’LL GO HOME WITH WHOEVER CAN BEAT HER AT BEERPONG #ONLY SHE’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY #SUCKS TO SUCK THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN BEAT HER IS ODYSSEUS #BUT HE HAS TO BE ON THE DL BC THIS FRAT HATES HIS GUTS #AND HE BEATS HER #AND SHE KNOWS IT’S HIM
all it needs is nph:
Harold and Kumar Go to Troy
This is why Austin is the best.
SO EXCITED TO LIVE THERE SOON
— Jon Acuff (via 1-burstofcolor)
On Earth Day my high school cut down a tree.
do you ever think back to your 9th grade self and think hot damn kid your life is going to end up in places you never thought was gonna happen...
- Anonymous asked:I think you are honestly one of the most amazing people I've ever met. You're beyond strong and creative. You're a great listener, but you aren't willing to put up with bs. You deserve the best in life. xo
Hey thanks anon. That means quite a lot bud. You have my heart.
gave a tour today to prospective students and told them i was a Gender Sexuality and Women Studies minor and half the parents gasped
I don’t think Prudential understands how procrastination works.
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